uwu:

I TRY TO BE NICE BUT THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE THAT MAKE ME ANGRY

if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years

martyrdom-or-suicide:

hardestcopy:

iamtonysexual:

scIENCE

….DID HOMIE JUST MAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN BUBBLE TESSERACT?

…did you just call Stephen Fry “homie”?

girlannachronism:

Blumarine spring 2015 rtw details

girlannachronism:

Blumarine spring 2015 rtw details

Where will I be if there’s a rupture between our two families? Am I to be Austrian or the Dauphine of France? You must be both.

dr who series 1 episode guide
#dw
  • episode 1: plastic mickey goes to town
  • episode 2: loose piece of skin causes turmoil while the earTH IS INCINERATED
  • episode 3: shit goes down in cardiff (and you know it will again)
  • episode 4/5: farting aliens try to take over the government and they would have gotten away with it if it hadnt been for you meddling kids and your vinegar
  • episode 6: an angry robot sticks a plunger into the internet and learns the meaning of love
  • episode 7: simon pegg is loose and dangerous
  • episode 8: langoliers level 2
  • episode 9/10: stevie moffat straps a gas mask to an 8 year old. every other 8 year old in existence learns what fear means
  • episode 11: dr who takes a leftover fart alien on a date
  • episode 12/13: anne robinson's true form is revealed and rose explodes like twice at least